appreciating pack(ing) snow




Here are two images of my older brother and me. The first photo is from circa 1989 and the second is from circa two weeks ago.

As you can see, trends in snow man creationism have changed and I am willing to give some tips on how to get yours up to par.

Tip #1- As you can see, the "three ball and out" method is no longer up to standard. A fourth ball must now be created and added to the mid section. [disclaimer: may cause back "issues" that will need to be assessed]

Tip #2- In order to really come alive, all snowmen need eyes. I recommend using the bottle caps of the beer you used to make your snowman's beer helmet.

Tip #3- Don't forget the belly button.